Mufuns

Sister Kathy requested some bran muffins so I called home for my mom's recipe. My dad was on the computer when I called so my mom asked him to email it to me. This is what I found in my inbox:

MUFUNS:

2 c. boyling water

4 c. Keloggz All Bran

1 c. Crisco oyl

1 t. sault

5 c. flower (prety ones)

2 c. Nabisco 100% Bran

3 c. shugur plus 3 taybelspuuns shugur

5 t. baiking soda

4 beat up egges

1 qt. buturmilk

cumbyne all togeter an d let it stand alone,
by itself for 5 minuts (do not bother it!! or
talk to it!!) Then....sing a primary song and
bake it at 400 points on the rickter scale four
20 minuts or 20 houres, watehvur cums furst.
Makes a bunch of muffuns, about a milyun.

Luckily, they turned out okay.