Thursday, February 2, 2012
cinnamon roll decisions
When I am about to eat a cinnamon roll, my brain transmits a signal to my hand, telling it to go ahead and put the cinnamon roll directly into my mouth. Almost instantaneously, my hand sends a signal to my mouth reminding it that I ate a cinnamon roll only minutes earlier. My mouth then responds to my hand telling it to hurry up and insert the cinnamon roll into the mouth before the brain comes to this realization. This is because my hand and my mouth agreed many years ago that when it comes to cinnamon roll decisions, there is no need to involve my brain. My brain catches on once the cinnamon roll is consumed and immediately chastises both my hand and my mouth and makes them promise not to do this again. They nod seriously and heartily agree, promising and bowing and apologizing... all whilst snickering with hands muffling the sound once my brain's back is turned.
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